Prospectus Hit List for July 8
Hit List for July 1
Hit List for July 15
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
| Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | 60 | 32 | 59.2 | 67.0 | 67.2 | .689 | .684 | 99.9% | 0.1% | 100.0% | -0.0% | 0.0% |
| Kenta Maeda, because why not just let the whole rotation in? | |||||||||||||
| 2 |  | 57 | 33 | 54.3 | 61.0 | 61.3 | .649 | .653 | 97.8% | 1.7% | 99.5% | -0.0% | -0.2% |
| None. *Ryan Pressly* is going. They have enough people going | |||||||||||||
| 3 |  | 56 | 33 | 55.5 | 57.9 | 55.8 | .632 | .637 | 85.8% | 10.3% | 96.1% | -1.7% | -1.8% |
| Martin Perez, so we can quickly check hell’s temperature after three Twins pitchers make it | |||||||||||||
| 4 |  | 52 | 39 | 54.3 | 59.1 | 59.0 | .616 | .621 | 14.1% | 64.5% | 78.7% | 0.7% | -7.6% |
| Austin Meadows, just to watch Pirates fans’ heads explode | |||||||||||||
| 5 |  | 57 | 31 | 54.7 | 52.0 | 50.5 | .608 | .613 | 82.9% | 15.0% | 97.9% | -1.0% | -0.6% |
| Edwin Encarnacion, as he never really should’ve left Cleveland to begin with | |||||||||||||
| 6 |  | 51 | 41 | 52.7 | 51.8 | 51.9 | .564 | .569 | 2.1% | 31.6% | 33.7% | 0.2% | -1.9% |
| Khris Davis, as a wider audience should be allowed to see what he can do to these bouncy balls | |||||||||||||
| 7 |  | 49 | 41 | 50.3 | 52.1 | 50.3 | .560 | .565 | 3.0% | 33.0% | 36.0% | -1.0% | -0.4% |
| Rafael Devers, who continues to suffer from MLB’s insistence that all All-Star Game participants be at least 15 years old | |||||||||||||
| 8 |  | 54 | 37 | 51.1 | 50.5 | 49.2 | .563 | .558 | 76.6% | 17.9% | 94.5% | 0.9% | 3.3% |
| Dallas Kuechel, who’s allowed just eight earned runs all season long | |||||||||||||
| 9 |  | 47 | 43 | 50.5 | 51.2 | 52.2 | .558 | .553 | 42.3% | 13.9% | 56.2% | -1.7% | -3.1% |
| Craig Kimbrel, but only if the NL promises to use him as their closer | |||||||||||||
| 10 |  | 50 | 38 | 46.9 | 46.7 | 44.9 | .536 | .541 | 14.2% | 39.1% | 53.3% | 5.1% | 19.9% |
| Jose Ramirez, because I haven’t been paying, like, any attention this year | |||||||||||||
| 11 |  | 46 | 45 | 50.7 | 50.7 | 51.1 | .545 | .540 | 0.1% | 32.8% | 32.9% | 3.4% | 8.4% |
| Blake Swihart, just to watch Red Sox fans’ heads explode | |||||||||||||
| 12 |  | 47 | 42 | 47.4 | 49.3 | 47.0 | .536 | .531 | 14.6% | 40.8% | 55.5% | 3.7% | 15.2% |
| Yan Gomes, just to watch Indians fans’ heads explode | |||||||||||||
| 13 |  | 41 | 46 | 46.5 | 45.2 | 46.3 | .514 | .509 | 5.3% | 5.2% | 10.5% | -2.8% | 0.4% |
| Yasiel Puig, specifically for how he looks in those sleeveless unis | |||||||||||||
| 14 |  | 48 | 42 | 47.1 | 43.1 | 43.2 | .504 | .509 | 0.1% | 2.4% | 2.4% | -0.4% | -5.2% |
| Adrian Beltre, because he’s a more fun option than anyone else left on the roster | |||||||||||||
| 15 |  | 45 | 46 | 45.2 | 45.4 | 45.9 | .499 | .504 | 0.1% | 2.1% | 2.2% | -1.7% | -1.8% |
| Kole Calhoun, as it’s contractually obligated that he always appear directly to Mike Trout’s left | |||||||||||||
| 16 |  | 43 | 44 | 44.1 | 44.7 | 44.6 | .503 | .498 | 22.9% | 11.0% | 33.8% | -4.0% | -2.6% |
| Yadier Molina, a joke suggestion that Cardinals fans won’t think is a joke at all | |||||||||||||
| 17 |  | 47 | 44 | 43.8 | 45.6 | 46.2 | .501 | .496 | 23.2% | 14.0% | 37.2% | -6.1% | -14.1% |
| Keston Hiura, but not until about a third of the game is over for service time reasons | |||||||||||||
| 18 |  | 44 | 45 | 44.7 | 41.1 | 41.1 | .480 | .475 | 0.0% | 9.8% | 9.8% | -1.9% | -11.4% |
| German Marquez, so we can finally maybe stop hearing about how underrated he is | |||||||||||||
| 19 |  | 47 | 43 | 45.2 | 40.0 | 40.0 | .479 | .474 | 8.1% | 30.1% | 38.2% | 6.8% | 2.1% |
| Jay Bruce, just to watch Mets fans’ heads explode | |||||||||||||
| 20 |  | 45 | 45 | 41.4 | 41.1 | 41.0 | .468 | .463 | 0.0% | 13.0% | 13.0% | 3.0% | -2.4% |
| Fernando Tatis Jr., and for once this isn’t snarky; why the hell isn’t he going? | |||||||||||||
| 21 |  | 44 | 45 | 41.0 | 40.0 | 41.2 | .467 | .462 | 6.3% | 5.4% | 11.7% | 1.3% | 5.8% |
| Kevin Newman, strictly for the Seinfeld-related puns | |||||||||||||
| 22 |  | 40 | 49 | 40.6 | 42.1 | 42.6 | .461 | .456 | 0.7% | 5.5% | 6.1% | -2.9% | -1.9% |
| Jason Vargas, assuming Tim Healy isn’t covering the All-Star Game | |||||||||||||
| 23 |  | 39 | 55 | 40.7 | 41.8 | 44.1 | .440 | .445 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.0% | -0.1% |
| N/A, as they already got this one perfect by sending our large, beautiful son | |||||||||||||
| 24 |  | 42 | 44 | 36.0 | 34.7 | 34.0 | .427 | .432 | 0.0% | 0.3% | 0.3% | -0.1% | -0.2% |
| Reynaldo Lopez, just to watch Nationals fans’ heads explode | |||||||||||||
| 25 |  | 41 | 48 | 37.3 | 34.3 | 35.2 | .415 | .411 | 0.0% | 0.6% | 0.6% | 0.1% | 0.5% |
| Kevin Pillar, as the only Giant capable of reaching base | |||||||||||||
| 26 |  | 34 | 57 | 37.2 | 33.7 | 33.7 | .381 | .385 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Cavan Biggio, so old white announcers can go on about how Actually, Maybe He’s Better Than Vladito | |||||||||||||
| 27 |  | 33 | 55 | 34.3 | 33.8 | 33.3 | .382 | .377 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Curtis Granderson, because we might as well give it to a nice guy if no one else deserves it | |||||||||||||
| 28 |  | 30 | 61 | 36.5 | 33.6 | 33.8 | .368 | .372 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Alex Gordon, as I’m pretty sure he’s just stuck as their default representative | |||||||||||||
| 29 |  | 28 | 58 | 27.1 | 27.8 | 27.8 | .322 | .326 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Gordon Beckham, who, admit it, you didn’t realize was still playing | |||||||||||||
| 30 |  | 27 | 62 | 29.3 | 28.3 | 29.2 | .320 | .324 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| N/A, can’t even fake anyone else deserving it | |||||||||||||