Prospectus Hit List for April 16
Hit List for April 12
Hit List for April 19
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
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1 | 13 | 2 | 11.5 | 11.7 | 10.8 | .667 | .671 | 51.6% | 32.7% | 84.3% | 1.6% | 7.7% | |
Thanks to leading the Red Sox to their best start in franchise history, Alex Cora has ensured he’ll receive favorable press coverage until *at least* Thursday’s Hit List. | |||||||||||||
2 | 13 | 3 | 12.3 | 11.8 | 11.2 | .623 | .627 | 16.6% | 28.7% | 45.3% | 0.1% | 13.1% | |
If Mike Trout really loved weather he’d demand a trade to an East Coast team without a dome. | |||||||||||||
3 | 11 | 4 | 10.2 | 9.8 | 9.6 | .613 | .608 | 51.0% | 22.9% | 73.9% | -5.4% | 7.0% | |
Can’t really blame Alex Avila, can you? Part of his job is getting runners out. | |||||||||||||
4 | 10 | 6 | 10.2 | 9.5 | 8.8 | .602 | .606 | 74.8% | 14.9% | 89.7% | -1.1% | -5.0% | |
Gerrit Cole is doing all he can to single-handedly ruin Ray Searage’s reputation. | |||||||||||||
5 | 12 | 2 | 9.5 | 9.0 | 9.0 | .598 | .593 | 34.7% | 16.5% | 51.2% | 2.2% | 6.2% | |
We’re getting pretty close to the point where Noah Syndergaard breaking ball gifs are gonna have to come with parental warnings. | |||||||||||||
6 | 7 | 4 | 7.1 | 7.4 | 7.2 | .574 | .579 | 15.2% | 20.9% | 36.1% | -1.2% | 1.4% | |
Motion to call Fernando Rodney “Ygritte” now that he’s shooting bows and arrows in the snow. | |||||||||||||
7 | 8 | 6 | 7.5 | 7.2 | 7.0 | .562 | .567 | 83.6% | 7.6% | 91.2% | 0.2% | 1.5% | |
Hey look, the continental U.S. is finally helping Puerto Rico regain some power. | |||||||||||||
8 | 7 | 7 | 7.0 | 7.8 | 7.6 | .561 | .565 | 41.9% | 38.7% | 80.5% | -0.5% | -3.4% | |
I never thought I’d want to watch anything less than Young Sheldon, but now it appears Johnny Damon will be on Dancing With The Stars, and well ... | |||||||||||||
9 | 9 | 5 | 9.0 | 8.6 | 8.0 | .566 | .561 | 27.4% | 16.5% | 43.8% | 6.2% | 17.0% | |
Scott Kingery is only another four or five hits away from an It’s Always Sunny cameo. | |||||||||||||
10 | 11 | 4 | 9.3 | 8.9 | 8.3 | .553 | .548 | 14.2% | 14.7% | 28.8% | 5.2% | 5.8% | |
With Kyle Crick getting the call to the majors, the Pirates now have 80% of 2015’s “closers of the future” on their roster. | |||||||||||||
11 | 7 | 9 | 7.6 | 10.2 | 10.2 | .547 | .543 | 31.8% | 17.5% | 49.4% | -4.5% | -13.2% | |
Ian Desmond going MIA for two years only to resurface to haunt the Nats is ... very Nats. | |||||||||||||
12 | 7 | 7 | 8.3 | 7.1 | 6.9 | .544 | .539 | 42.2% | 20.6% | 62.8% | -1.3% | -8.6% | |
MLB.com needs to be very careful how it optimizes for its video of a bunch of shirtless men at a Cubs game. | |||||||||||||
13 | 8 | 6 | 9.5 | 8.7 | 8.9 | .543 | .538 | 6.1% | 6.5% | 12.6% | -1.3% | 0.2% | |
That bus in front of the Georgia Dome thinks the Braves bullpen had an ill-timed implosion. | |||||||||||||
14 | 9 | 7 | 10.0 | 8.6 | 8.2 | .543 | .538 | 25.5% | 18.6% | 44.1% | -0.1% | 6.6% | |
Sure, other players have acted more or seemed more like Cardinals, but has any player physically looked more like a Cardinal than Harrison Bader? | |||||||||||||
15 | 9 | 5 | 9.0 | 7.0 | 6.7 | .532 | .537 | 5.8% | 22.5% | 28.3% | 0.8% | 2.4% | |
We all love making fun of bagged milk, but if Curtis Granderson is any indication perhaps it has restorative properties? | |||||||||||||
16 | 8 | 5 | 6.5 | 6.3 | 6.1 | .504 | .509 | 6.7% | 16.1% | 22.8% | -1.0% | 0.5% | |
Mariners fans are really starting to fall in love with Dan Vogelbach, so when do you think he’ll get hurt? | |||||||||||||
17 | 5 | 9 | 6.1 | 6.3 | 6.7 | .508 | .503 | 36.5% | 25.3% | 61.8% | 3.3% | -5.7% | |
Hope you bet the under on total Dodgers wins! | |||||||||||||
18 | 8 | 8 | 6.5 | 6.8 | 7.2 | .483 | .478 | 17.9% | 16.7% | 34.6% | -4.5% | -1.6% | |
The Matt Albers era was short, but it was beautiful. | |||||||||||||
19 | 9 | 8 | 7.4 | 7.2 | 8.1 | .478 | .473 | 5.6% | 9.8% | 15.4% | 2.6% | -0.2% | |
Sure, we’ve been waiting for the Jon Gray breakout for like three years now, but maybe next it’ll finally click during his next start. | |||||||||||||
20 | 6 | 9 | 5.7 | 7.0 | 7.1 | .472 | .467 | 6.2% | 12.3% | 18.5% | -2.9% | -12.0% | |
FYI this isn’t going to stop the Tyler Beede owner in your dynasty league from valuing him as a top-100 prospect. | |||||||||||||
21 | 6 | 10 | 6.9 | 7.6 | 8.0 | .462 | .467 | 1.3% | 5.0% | 6.4% | 1.4% | -1.9% | |
The Athletics having a pitcher named Dull is just a bit too on the nose. | |||||||||||||
22 | 7 | 10 | 8.2 | 8.9 | 8.5 | .464 | .459 | 0.7% | 1.8% | 2.5% | 0.6% | 1.4% | |
When you insult the Padres bullpen you are literally using slight of Hand. | |||||||||||||
23 | 4 | 8 | 4.5 | 5.7 | 5.4 | .424 | .429 | 0.7% | 1.8% | 2.5% | -0.1% | -2.2% | |
The White Sox are out here playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers -- you can’t lose if you don’t play! | |||||||||||||
24 | 4 | 9 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5.5 | .409 | .414 | 0.5% | 0.9% | 1.4% | 0.2% | -3.1% | |
“EXCUSE ME,” the Baseball Twitter Enthusiast yells at the Jack Morris Celebration game, “BUT NONE OF THIS IS TRULY DESERVED.” | |||||||||||||
25 | 6 | 11 | 5.2 | 5.7 | 6.3 | .403 | .407 | 0.6% | 3.0% | 3.6% | 0.8% | -2.7% | |
Bartolo Colon sees all this Dan Vogelbach love and would like to remind you that he remains Baseball’s preeminent big lovable boy. | |||||||||||||
26 | 3 | 12 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 5.4 | .394 | .399 | 0.6% | 5.9% | 6.6% | -1.1% | -5.6% | |
Kevin Kiermaier is about to answer the age-old question -- can you win a Gold Glove if you don’t have a hand? | |||||||||||||
27 | 5 | 11 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 5.1 | .367 | .372 | 0.1% | 0.9% | 1.0% | -0.2% | -2.2% | |
“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” the Orioles insist as the opposition shells Alex Cobb. | |||||||||||||
28 | 3 | 10 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.3 | .353 | .358 | 0.1% | 0.3% | 0.3% | -0.1% | -0.5% | |
Well at least the Royals have one feel-good story in Jake Jun ... oh. Oh no. | |||||||||||||
29 | 4 | 11 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.9 | .341 | .337 | 0.0% | 0.1% | 0.1% | -0.1% | -0.5% | |
Pretty weird that the Marlins benefited from a bases-clearing sac fly instead of allowing one. | |||||||||||||
30 | 2 | 13 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | .330 | .325 | 0.2% | 0.4% | 0.6% | -0.2% | -2.5% | |
The Reds might not be the very worst team in baseball, but they sure do seem to be the saddest team in baseball. |