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Prospectus Hit List for September 9



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Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

RkTmWL W1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff%1-Day7-Day
1

42

100

43.2

44.3

44.0

.305

.310

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

LIONS: Sure Lions fans are upset right now, but a tie would be a great outcome for the Tigers most nights.
2

46

97

48.0

47.4

49.8

.334

.339

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

RAVENS: Pretty much the only prayer they have of generating offense is via the running game.
3

51

91

52.8

51.1

53.2

.366

.362

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

DOLPHINS: Any word on if Tua is a two-sport threat?
4

53

91

57.1

52.6

50.8

.371

.375

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

CHIEFS: Whether you’re talking Kansas City baseball or football, defensive issues abound.
5

63

80

57.7

56.3

56.4

.408

.413

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

COLTS: A solid young offensive core is utterly undone by a lack of competent arms.
6

58

86

59.6

61.2

63.4

.421

.426

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

SEAHAWKS: You have to admire how the teams of this region fully commit themselves to making everything harder than it has to be.
7

62

81

61.3

60.1

61.1

.428

.423

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

STEELERS: Let’s give Pittsburgh fans some time to acclimate to the feeling of having one of your franchise icons leave you for a bitter riv ... oh, oh wait.
8

60

84

61.4

59.8

60.4

.420

.415

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

BRONCOS: Joe Flacco has Extreme Rockies No. 4 Starter Energy.
9

55

89

62.0

56.3

56.9

.400

.405

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

BILLS: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. : Josh Allen :: Cavan Biggio : Cole Beasley.
10

69

74

64.1

61.6

62.2

.449

.444

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

-0.1%

49ERS: San Francisco teams can develop homegrown arms, sure, but it’s starting to look like they should never acquire them externally.
11

66

76

64.4

65.4

66.1

.461

.456

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

SAINTS: They love getting cheated out of postseason wins.
12

67

76

67.2

66.4

66.8

.468

.473

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

CHARGERS: Can they overcome injuries to prop up their aging stars before it’s too late? Probably not!
13

74

68

67.7

72.0

74.2

.507

.502

1.3%

17.5%

18.8%

5.6%

3.8%

PACKERS: Fans of both teams tend to have body issues.
14

71

73

67.9

64.2

64.1

.464

.469

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

COWBOYS: It’s a wonder Jerry Jones hasn’t purchased the Rangers yet just to get access to their toolsy farm system.
15

74

68

70.9

65.2

65.1

.484

.479

0.0%

7.6%

7.6%

3.2%

0.6%

EAGLES: Uber-talented rosters with sky-high expectations. What could go wrong?!
16

67

77

72.5

75.3

76.5

.506

.501

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

BENGALS: Has anyone ever seen John Ross and Billy Hamilton in the same room at the same time?
17

72

70

72.7

74.5

74.2

.516

.511

0.0%

4.1%

4.1%

-2.0%

-4.4%

JETS: Looks like Edwin Diaz is the Jets defensive coordinator, too.
18

76

66

78.6

77.1

77.5

.544

.539

9.2%

46.0%

55.3%

-5.8%

-11.0%

BEARS: They just don’t score enough, tbh.
19

75

68

79.5

77.2

76.8

.539

.534

0.0%

24.6%

24.6%

-8.6%

13.6%

CARDINALS: They might be better than people think as they try to execute a quick rebuild, but will they be good? ... No.
20

76

67

79.8

82.3

81.0

.558

.563

0.0%

0.2%

0.2%

-0.6%

-3.4%

PATRIOTS: Mookie Betts refusing to take way below market value shows he’s not a True Patriot imo.
21

81

62

80.5

80.5

80.5

.564

.559

89.5%

7.4%

96.9%

2.2%

2.9%

TITANS: No one outside of the Midwest ever wants to watch either of these teams again.
22

89

55

81.3

79.9

78.4

.570

.566

99.8%

0.2%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

FALCONS: [Looks at Atlanta’s bullpen] Absolutely no way these teams could blow a big lead in the postseason, no siree.
23

79

63

82.3

82.9

80.9

.572

.567

0.2%

92.5%

92.7%

5.3%

-5.5%

WASHINGTON: It appears as though Adrian Peterson will see equal time for both franchises this season.
24

83

61

82.6

80.6

77.3

.562

.567

2.5%

38.9%

41.4%

3.1%

-12.4%

BROWNS: Refreshing to see that the Browns are still to the regular season what the Indians are to the postseason.
25

86

58

83.7

89.3

87.3

.601

.606

0.2%

91.3%

91.4%

0.4%

10.6%

BUCS: Both have largely eschewed relying on starters.
26

83

59

84.4

82.0

82.0

.584

.588

0.0%

67.4%

67.4%

-2.6%

5.0%

RAIDERS: Sure looks like they’d benefit from a Kyler Murray-type prospect in their system.
27

88

55

87.1

90.0

86.7

.615

.620

97.5%

2.1%

99.6%

-0.3%

0.2%

VIKINGS: How has no one thought to try Miguel Sano out at left tackle yet?
28

94

50

87.7

85.8

85.2

.612

.617

99.8%

0.2%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

GIANTS: If Brett Gardner was ever benched for Daniel Jones the outrage would be palpable.
29

94

50

95.2

103.3

102.0

.685

.689

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

TEXANS: Ugh, of course Laremy Tunsil is now sitting 95 with a brutal curveball.
30

93

52

95.7

103.1

102.6

.680

.676

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

RAMS: What could these two National conference teams who cruise through the regular season only to falter in the playoffs possibly have in common?