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Prospectus Hit List for September 9



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Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

RkTmWLW1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff% 1-Day7-Day
1

74

68

67.7

72.0

74.2

.507

.502

1.3%

17.5%

18.8%

5.6%

3.8%

PACKERS: Fans of both teams tend to have body issues.
2

79

63

82.3

82.9

80.9

.572

.567

0.2%

92.5%

92.7%

5.3%

-5.5%

WASHINGTON: It appears as though Adrian Peterson will see equal time for both franchises this season.
3

74

68

70.9

65.2

65.1

.484

.479

0.0%

7.6%

7.6%

3.2%

0.6%

EAGLES: Uber-talented rosters with sky-high expectations. What could go wrong?!
4

83

61

82.6

80.6

77.3

.562

.567

2.5%

38.9%

41.4%

3.1%

-12.4%

BROWNS: Refreshing to see that the Browns are still to the regular season what the Indians are to the postseason.
5

81

62

80.5

80.5

80.5

.564

.559

89.5%

7.4%

96.9%

2.2%

2.9%

TITANS: No one outside of the Midwest ever wants to watch either of these teams again.
6

86

58

83.7

89.3

87.3

.601

.606

0.2%

91.3%

91.4%

0.4%

10.6%

BUCS: Both have largely eschewed relying on starters.
7

67

77

72.5

75.3

76.5

.506

.501

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

BENGALS: Has anyone ever seen John Ross and Billy Hamilton in the same room at the same time?
8

60

84

61.4

59.8

60.4

.420

.415

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

BRONCOS: Joe Flacco has Extreme Rockies No. 4 Starter Energy.
9

42

100

43.2

44.3

44.0

.305

.310

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

LIONS: Sure Lions fans are upset right now, but a tie would be a great outcome for the Tigers most nights.
10

94

50

95.2

103.3

102.0

.685

.689

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

TEXANS: Ugh, of course Laremy Tunsil is now sitting 95 with a brutal curveball.
11

53

91

57.1

52.6

50.8

.371

.375

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

CHIEFS: Whether you’re talking Kansas City baseball or football, defensive issues abound.
12

93

52

95.7

103.1

102.6

.680

.676

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

RAMS: What could these two National conference teams who cruise through the regular season only to falter in the playoffs possibly have in common?
13

51

91

52.8

51.1

53.2

.366

.362

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

DOLPHINS: Any word on if Tua is a two-sport threat?
14

94

50

87.7

85.8

85.2

.612

.617

99.8%

0.2%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

GIANTS: If Brett Gardner was ever benched for Daniel Jones the outrage would be palpable.
15

63

80

57.7

56.3

56.4

.408

.413

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

COLTS: A solid young offensive core is utterly undone by a lack of competent arms.
16

71

73

67.9

64.2

64.1

.464

.469

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

COWBOYS: It’s a wonder Jerry Jones hasn’t purchased the Rangers yet just to get access to their toolsy farm system.
17

66

76

64.4

65.4

66.1

.461

.456

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

SAINTS: They love getting cheated out of postseason wins.
18

55

89

62.0

56.3

56.9

.400

.405

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

BILLS: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. : Josh Allen :: Cavan Biggio : Cole Beasley.
19

67

76

67.2

66.4

66.8

.468

.473

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

CHARGERS: Can they overcome injuries to prop up their aging stars before it’s too late? Probably not!
20

89

55

81.3

79.9

78.4

.570

.566

99.8%

0.2%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

FALCONS: [Looks at Atlanta’s bullpen] Absolutely no way these teams could blow a big lead in the postseason, no siree.
21

46

97

48.0

47.4

49.8

.334

.339

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

RAVENS: Pretty much the only prayer they have of generating offense is via the running game.
22

62

81

61.3

60.1

61.1

.428

.423

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

STEELERS: Let’s give Pittsburgh fans some time to acclimate to the feeling of having one of your franchise icons leave you for a bitter riv ... oh, oh wait.
23

58

86

59.6

61.2

63.4

.421

.426

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

SEAHAWKS: You have to admire how the teams of this region fully commit themselves to making everything harder than it has to be.
24

69

74

64.1

61.6

62.2

.449

.444

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

-0.1%

49ERS: San Francisco teams can develop homegrown arms, sure, but it’s starting to look like they should never acquire them externally.
25

88

55

87.1

90.0

86.7

.615

.620

97.5%

2.1%

99.6%

-0.3%

0.2%

VIKINGS: How has no one thought to try Miguel Sano out at left tackle yet?
26

76

67

79.8

82.3

81.0

.558

.563

0.0%

0.2%

0.2%

-0.6%

-3.4%

PATRIOTS: Mookie Betts refusing to take way below market value shows he’s not a True Patriot imo.
27

72

70

72.7

74.5

74.2

.516

.511

0.0%

4.1%

4.1%

-2.0%

-4.4%

JETS: Looks like Edwin Diaz is the Jets defensive coordinator, too.
28

83

59

84.4

82.0

82.0

.584

.588

0.0%

67.4%

67.4%

-2.6%

5.0%

RAIDERS: Sure looks like they’d benefit from a Kyler Murray-type prospect in their system.
29

76

66

78.6

77.1

77.5

.544

.539

9.2%

46.0%

55.3%

-5.8%

-11.0%

BEARS: They just don’t score enough, tbh.
30

75

68

79.5

77.2

76.8

.539

.534

0.0%

24.6%

24.6%

-8.6%

13.6%

CARDINALS: They might be better than people think as they try to execute a quick rebuild, but will they be good? ... No.