Prospectus Hit List for July 9
Hit List for July 5
Hit List for July 12
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
| Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | 61 | 31 | 66.0 | 67.6 | 67.1 | .711 | .715 | 95.4% | 4.5% | 99.9% | 0.1% | 0.2% |
| Kyle Tucker, since apparently he’s Ted Williams? | |||||||||||||
| 2 |  | 62 | 29 | 60.5 | 60.4 | 59.9 | .667 | .672 | 48.3% | 51.6% | 99.9% | 0.1% | 0.8% |
| Anyone *but* Andrew Benintendi, who does not deserve to go to the All-Star Game because he doesn’t appreciate his hair. | |||||||||||||
| 3 |  | 58 | 29 | 55.5 | 58.7 | 59.5 | .666 | .670 | 51.7% | 48.2% | 99.9% | 0.1% | 0.1% |
| Sonny Gray, because we need to get him away from New York for his own health. | |||||||||||||
| 4 |  | 51 | 36 | 54.3 | 53.6 | 53.7 | .611 | .606 | 58.1% | 34.5% | 92.6% | 2.6% | 4.0% |
| Tyler Chatwood, who’s been just terrific since finally leaving Coors. | |||||||||||||
| 5 |  | 49 | 39 | 51.4 | 52.0 | 49.9 | .575 | .580 | 98.9% | 0.1% | 98.9% | -0.7% | 0.0% |
| Rajai Davis, who needs to make at least one of these in his 40-year career. | |||||||||||||
| 6 |  | 54 | 36 | 51.7 | 52.0 | 51.2 | .580 | .575 | 38.9% | 48.9% | 87.8% | 5.1% | 13.8% |
| Ok all joking aside we really have to send Jesus Aguilar to the All-Star Game. | |||||||||||||
| 7 |  | 48 | 41 | 52.3 | 52.8 | 51.7 | .575 | .570 | 53.1% | 16.2% | 69.2% | -1.7% | 10.4% |
| Justin Turner, just for the Mets jokes. | |||||||||||||
| 8 |  | 50 | 39 | 51.5 | 51.6 | 51.3 | .574 | .569 | 33.0% | 19.2% | 52.2% | -1.1% | -9.9% |
| Dansby Swanson, pretty much just to piss of Diamondbacks fans. | |||||||||||||
| 9 |  | 57 | 34 | 47.4 | 49.6 | 49.5 | .559 | .564 | 4.4% | 75.9% | 80.2% | -1.6% | -5.0% |
| Dee Gordon, but only if he wears his Turn the Clock Ahead uniform. | |||||||||||||
| 10 |  | 45 | 44 | 45.9 | 51.0 | 53.3 | .548 | .553 | 0.0% | 4.6% | 4.6% | -0.2% | -0.9% |
| Not Blake Snell, just to piss off Chris Archer. | |||||||||||||
| 11 |  | 50 | 41 | 52.3 | 49.0 | 48.6 | .549 | .544 | 35.9% | 22.5% | 58.3% | -3.8% | -9.2% |
| Archie Bradley, who’s proved this season that, in more ways than one, he is the ultimate reliever. | |||||||||||||
| 12 |  | 50 | 40 | 46.8 | 47.5 | 47.0 | .531 | .536 | 0.2% | 13.5% | 13.6% | 2.0% | 6.0% |
| Edwin Jackson, who should be allowed to play for both teams in every All-Star Game forever. | |||||||||||||
| 13 |  | 49 | 38 | 45.6 | 45.8 | 46.5 | .537 | .532 | 50.5% | 15.8% | 66.2% | -0.7% | 11.5% |
| Scott Kingery, if we go solely by preseason hype. | |||||||||||||
| 14 |  | 45 | 44 | 47.8 | 47.7 | 47.1 | .527 | .522 | 16.5% | 12.9% | 29.4% | -3.7% | -9.6% |
| The most talented outfielder in Washington -- Juan Soto. | |||||||||||||
| 15 |  | 46 | 45 | 47.0 | 45.4 | 45.7 | .506 | .511 | 0.0% | 1.5% | 1.6% | -0.2% | -0.8% |
| Blake Parker, as the first pitcher in Angels history to make it through an entire half-season without going on the DL. | |||||||||||||
| 16 |  | 46 | 43 | 46.1 | 45.2 | 44.2 | .510 | .505 | 2.9% | 16.6% | 19.5% | -0.6% | 3.8% |
| Yadier Molina, because otherwise Cardinals fans will never shut up about how he should be there. | |||||||||||||
| 17 |  | 47 | 45 | 43.1 | 45.4 | 46.1 | .493 | .488 | 6.8% | 8.5% | 15.3% | 4.1% | -15.8% |
| Their entire team is basically a 2013 All-Star Game roster, so they’re fine. | |||||||||||||
| 18 |  | 46 | 44 | 42.3 | 42.9 | 42.4 | .482 | .477 | 4.3% | 4.3% | 8.5% | -0.0% | 4.9% |
| Kyle Freeland, who ought to be allowed to enjoy himself before he crashes back down to earth. | |||||||||||||
| 19 |  | 41 | 48 | 40.3 | 39.0 | 40.2 | .451 | .456 | 0.0% | 0.1% | 0.1% | -0.1% | -0.3% |
| Marcus Stroman and Aaron Sanchez, in some alternate universe. | |||||||||||||
| 20 |  | 41 | 48 | 40.5 | 40.8 | 40.7 | .458 | .453 | 0.0% | 0.6% | 0.6% | 0.0% | -3.7% |
| Gerrit Co ... oh. Oh, yikes. | |||||||||||||
| 21 |  | 39 | 48 | 41.3 | 37.4 | 36.9 | .444 | .449 | 1.1% | 0.1% | 1.2% | 0.5% | -0.0% |
| Miguel Sano and Byron Buxton, in some alternate universe. | |||||||||||||
| 22 |  | 39 | 51 | 41.7 | 40.8 | 41.5 | .453 | .448 | 0.0% | 0.1% | 0.1% | -0.0% | -0.1% |
| Tucker Barnhart, because anyone who has to regularly catch Reds’ pitchers deserves our sympathy. | |||||||||||||
| 23 |  | 40 | 51 | 40.4 | 37.4 | 39.2 | .431 | .436 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.0% | -0.1% |
| Nah they’re just super lucky they even got to send one player. | |||||||||||||
| 24 |  | 40 | 52 | 40.0 | 40.5 | 38.1 | .431 | .436 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.0% |
| Jordan Zimmermann, because going back to Washington is his only hope at this point. | |||||||||||||
| 25 |  | 35 | 51 | 36.0 | 35.9 | 36.3 | .416 | .411 | 0.1% | 0.0% | 0.1% | 0.0% | -0.1% |
| The entire training staff. | |||||||||||||
| 26 |  | 37 | 55 | 33.8 | 36.9 | 37.8 | .395 | .390 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Kyle Barraclough, who should probably get used to pitching away from Miami. | |||||||||||||
| 27 |  | 39 | 53 | 36.7 | 33.7 | 34.4 | .391 | .386 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% |
| Any Padres fan who has watched more than 80% of their games this year. | |||||||||||||
| 28 |  | 30 | 60 | 32.6 | 33.8 | 33.3 | .360 | .365 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| James Shields, because we need to give him something to look forward to, some reason to keep going. | |||||||||||||
| 29 |  | 24 | 65 | 29.6 | 26.5 | 27.8 | .303 | .307 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| N/A | |||||||||||||
| 30 |  | 25 | 64 | 26.0 | 26.3 | 26.8 | .292 | .297 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Jason Hammel, if only to pitch in the Home Run Derby. | |||||||||||||