
Prospectus Hit List for October 2
Hit List for September 28
Hit List for April 2
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
| Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ![]() | 102 | 60 | 107.8 | 112.0 | 109.2 | .665 | .670 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| The best way to end “what’s the all-time winning streak record” arguments? Win 162 games. | |||||||||||||
| 2 | ![]() | 104 | 58 | 101.6 | 105.8 | 104.8 | .642 | .638 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Maybe 2018 can be the year they peak in October. | |||||||||||||
| 3 | ![]() | 101 | 61 | 99.9 | 103.4 | 102.1 | .627 | .632 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| They’ll either celebrate killing the SI Cover jinx or engender sympathy as a team that fell prey to the SI Cover jinx. | |||||||||||||
| 4 | ![]() | 91 | 71 | 100.8 | 107.3 | 105.8 | .625 | .629 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Maybe Gleyber Torres can overshadow Aaron Judge the way Aaron Judge overshadowed Gary Sanchez. | |||||||||||||
| 5 | ![]() | 97 | 65 | 96.0 | 99.0 | 96.3 | .599 | .594 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| After having an entire offseason to rest, there’s at least a chance all of their stars will make it through the first series unscathed. | |||||||||||||
| 6 | ![]() | 93 | 69 | 96.7 | 96.2 | 95.3 | .588 | .583 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Honestly, it’s better to have J.D Martinezed and lost than to never have J.D. Martinezed at all. | |||||||||||||
| 7 | ![]() | 92 | 70 | 93.8 | 96.0 | 94.3 | .580 | .576 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.2% |
| I won’t lie, Cubs fans are gonna be PISSED about the upcoming Farm System Rankings. | |||||||||||||
| 8 | ![]() | 93 | 69 | 93.2 | 87.0 | 88.0 | .557 | .562 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| A full year will have passed since David Ortiz last played, meaning we’ll only have three years to go until the Boston media stop asking about his return. | |||||||||||||
| 9 | ![]() | 83 | 79 | 86.8 | 88.0 | 87.7 | .533 | .528 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -10.4% |
| It will be the ‘18 season. 18 = 6 +6 + 6. 666 = a good omen for the Cardinals. | |||||||||||||
| 10 | ![]() | 80 | 82 | 79.9 | 87.3 | 88.8 | .519 | .524 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Groundhog Day is a good movie. | |||||||||||||
| 11 | ![]() | 87 | 75 | 87.6 | 84.4 | 83.2 | .528 | .523 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 23.5% |
| Perhaps they will trade one of their 4,500 outfielders for a No. 3 starter. | |||||||||||||
| 12 | ![]() | 85 | 77 | 83.6 | 81.9 | 81.3 | .512 | .517 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 1.0% |
| The Twins could become the first team to lose 100 games one season, go to the playoffs the next, then lose 100 games again. | |||||||||||||
| 13 | ![]() | 86 | 76 | 84.7 | 82.1 | 81.8 | .516 | .511 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -13.2% |
| Matt Garza might be retired. | |||||||||||||
| 14 | ![]() | 80 | 82 | 81.1 | 77.0 | 79.0 | .489 | .494 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.9% |
| Mike Trout will still only be 26 for a majority of the season! Incredibly, that makes him younger than everyone who was born before him. | |||||||||||||
| 15 | ![]() | 78 | 84 | 78.8 | 78.9 | 79.9 | .487 | .492 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| One of their pitchers might stay healthy. | |||||||||||||
| 16 | ![]() | 78 | 84 | 79.4 | 76.0 | 76.8 | .479 | .484 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.1% |
| Collectively, we have another half-year to find the Fountain of Youth and fly Adrian Beltre there. | |||||||||||||
| 17 | ![]() | 75 | 87 | 72.4 | 77.3 | 77.8 | .467 | .472 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| They’ll hit for some power, trade some veterans, let some young guys play. Should be a nice change of pace. | |||||||||||||
| 18 | ![]() | 77 | 85 | 76.7 | 76.6 | 76.4 | .473 | .468 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| It will be fascinating to see what Jorge Posada, Bernie Williams and Mariano Rivera do in their new front office roles. | |||||||||||||
| 19 | ![]() | 76 | 86 | 71.6 | 71.6 | 73.9 | .452 | .457 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| A six-month break is the best cure for blisters, tbh. | |||||||||||||
| 20 | ![]() | 80 | 82 | 71.9 | 69.6 | 71.6 | .452 | .457 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | -0.1% |
| Er ... making new friends and meeting new people is fun! | |||||||||||||
| 21 | ![]() | 75 | 87 | 71.4 | 68.8 | 71.2 | .442 | .447 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| They have six full months to ensure that Ubaldo Jimenez never makes another start. | |||||||||||||
| 22 | ![]() | 75 | 87 | 74.2 | 69.3 | 70.2 | .446 | .441 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Tyler Glasnow might download Waze and get clearer directions to the strike zone. | |||||||||||||
| 23 | ![]() | 72 | 90 | 72.1 | 71.5 | 70.4 | .441 | .436 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Ronald Acuna will be closer to the majors. | |||||||||||||
| 24 | ![]() | 68 | 94 | 69.8 | 70.7 | 71.8 | .433 | .428 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Even if the world ends between now and April, the Reds’ pitching can’t get worse. | |||||||||||||
| 25 | ![]() | 67 | 95 | 69.5 | 67.1 | 69.3 | .421 | .426 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| There will probably be less James Shields involved. There will probably be more Yoan Moncada involved. | |||||||||||||
| 26 | ![]() | 66 | 96 | 71.5 | 69.6 | 69.3 | .427 | .422 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Looks like Maikel Franco won’t play as much third base! | |||||||||||||
| 27 | ![]() | 70 | 92 | 68.6 | 67.7 | 68.0 | .423 | .418 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| They should be healthy enough to have the luxury of not playing Michael Conforto once more. | |||||||||||||
| 28 | ![]() | 64 | 98 | 65.8 | 66.7 | 67.2 | .407 | .412 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| There will be plenty of hard-throwing prep right-handers for the Tigers to choose from with the first overall pick. | |||||||||||||
| 29 | ![]() | 64 | 98 | 66.5 | 62.2 | 64.0 | .396 | .391 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Madison Bumgarner will probably stay away from dirt bikes. | |||||||||||||
| 30 | ![]() | 71 | 91 | 58.9 | 62.1 | 64.5 | .396 | .391 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Perhaps they will gain an identity. | |||||||||||||































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