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Prospectus Hit List for August 24



by Ben Carsley

Hit List for August 21 Hit List for August 28
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

What a strange Rich Hill to die on.

RkTmW LW1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff%1-Day7-Day
1

89

36

85.6

87.5

86.8

.698

.693

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

The most gut-wrenching Hill-related loss since the British were in Charlestown, MA.
2

75

49

74.7

77.5

75.7

.611

.606

99.9%

0.0%

100.0%

-0.0%

0.0%

Nationals outfielders have collectively missed 331 days on the DL this season, and counting. Classic Dusty Baker.
3

77

49

78.8

82.1

81.4

.634

.638

99.9%

0.1%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

I will not look up why Jake Marisnick is nicknamed “Big Fudge.” I will not look up why Jake Marisnick is nicknamed “Big Fudge.” I will not look up why Jake Marisnick is nicknamed “Big Fudge.”
4

73

53

74.6

71.1

71.3

.575

.580

76.6%

22.9%

99.6%

0.3%

1.1%

Adding Rajai Davis to Rafael Devers and Christian Vazquez? Man the Red Sox hate the Yankees bullpen.
5

69

56

75.0

77.9

76.6

.597

.602

94.7%

3.7%

98.4%

-0.2%

-0.6%

Jason Kipnis is about as durable as an iPhone charger.
6

68

57

69.0

72.4

71.7

.562

.557

83.2%

7.8%

91.0%

3.5%

15.1%

Anthony Rizzo at third base? It’s like a weird Crank remake where Joe Maddon’s heart will stop if he doesn’t play someone out of position every other game.
7

68

57

75.3

80.7

79.9

.608

.613

23.3%

72.5%

95.8%

2.9%

4.5%

Thank god Joe Girardi didn’t get to make the Yankees’ Players Weekend jersey nicknames.
8

68

58

67.5

64.2

63.3

.522

.517

0.0%

64.8%

64.8%

-3.2%

-20.3%

“Rockies still confident in struggling Hollands” reads the Rockies.com headline written by someone who clearly isn’t a history major.
9

69

58

72.7

71.9

72.2

.562

.557

0.0%

85.8%

85.8%

-3.4%

-3.0%

“D-backs can’t support Godley in NY” reads the Diamondbacks.com headline that makes it clear just how aggressive the heathens in Queens have become.
10

65

61

59.8

59.5

59.8

.484

.489

2.7%

28.6%

31.3%

-7.6%

15.8%

Joe Mauer scored on a wild pitch? Did the pitcher throw the ball backwards? Into space?
11

64

61

59.9

57.9

59.0

.482

.487

2.6%

19.3%

21.9%

5.3%

2.2%

The most surprising thing about Eric Hosmer hitting a walk-off against Greg Holland? He didn’t hit the ball on the ground.
12

66

62

65.8

61.8

60.5

.496

.491

5.5%

10.5%

16.0%

-2.4%

2.3%

Is there a surer sign that strikeouts are up across baseball than Corey Knebel setting the Brewers’ single-season reliever strikeout record in August?
13

64

62

67.5

69.4

69.9

.537

.532

11.1%

21.1%

32.2%

8.1%

1.3%

“Rosenthal to have Tommy John surgery” reads the Cardinals.com headline that completely glosses over his move to The Athletic.
14

65

62

63.8

60.5

61.9

.495

.500

0.0%

22.0%

22.0%

-2.4%

-0.8%

Albert Pujols is now the all-time leader in homeruns among foreign-born players, putting him squarely at odds with the Trump administration.
15

62

63

61.1

61.4

61.7

.492

.487

0.1%

9.7%

9.8%

-2.4%

5.6%

I’m not sure getting blanked by Mark Leiter in 2017 is any less embarrassing than getting blanked by Al Leiter in 2017.
16

63

63

65.9

62.5

62.3

.504

.509

0.0%

9.1%

9.1%

-0.5%

-9.4%

The last time a Tyson was battered like this Buster Douglas was in his prime.
17

65

63

62.8

62.1

62.6

.493

.498

0.0%

15.0%

15.0%

4.2%

3.0%

The Mariners website is currently praising Marco Gonzales for a start in which he threw 4.2 innings and allowed two runs, if you’re wondering about the state of their rotation.
18

62

65

59.2

55.8

57.3

.461

.466

0.0%

1.7%

1.7%

0.3%

-2.3%

It’s crazy what Manny Machado is doing lately. The man is on a mission to ensure the O’s don’t end up with a top-10 draft pick.
19

60

66

54.7

54.8

56.5

.449

.453

0.0%

1.0%

1.0%

0.2%

-2.6%

Sure, Marlins Park might’ve been a too tough a test for Tom Koehler, but I’m sure the friendly confines of the Rogers Centre will prove much easier to conquer.
20

62

66

62.3

67.6

68.4

.508

.513

0.0%

4.0%

4.1%

-2.6%

-10.8%

When Rob Manfred says it’s time for the issue of Tropicana Field to move “to the front burner” I hope he means that literally.
21

61

66

58.9

56.7

56.7

.459

.454

0.3%

0.2%

0.5%

-0.2%

-0.7%

A walk-off homer in the 10th to break up a no-hitter? Seems like the Pirates were truly saved by the Be/gets hit by truck.
22

56

69

55.6

54.2

53.7

.439

.434

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

Little leaguer Jayce Blalock hit a ball out of SunTrust Park in batting practice on Tuesday, but let’s keep pretending we don’t know how that park plays.
23

56

70

47.5

51.0

52.0

.410

.405

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Jhoulys Chacin recorded two hits but allowed five runs in 4.2 innings yesterday. Once a Rockies pitcher, always a Rockies pitcher.
24

55

70

56.6

53.4

53.9

.438

.433

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.1%

I’m no doctor, but needing your UCL to get “repositioned” seems bad?
25

54

71

55.8

56.6

56.5

.446

.451

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

-0.1%

Jordan Zimmermann has now allowed seven earned runs in three consecutive starts, making him a winner in many casinos.
26

55

72

52.7

58.1

59.3

.443

.448

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

The line between “A’s starter” and A’s reliever” is so blurred Robin Thicke is trying to profit off of it.
27

53

74

53.2

54.1

55.3

.425

.420

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

The Reds hit back-to-back-to-back homers in the ninth yesterday ... and lost to the Cubs 9-3. They are truly the masters of losing in inventive ways.
28

49

76

51.9

49.9

51.6

.405

.410

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Congrats on Lucas Giolito -- the second-best pitcher coming back to Chicago in the Adam Eaton trade -- on making his White Sox debut.
29

52

77

53.2

49.0

49.9

.396

.391

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

I wonder if Johnny Cueto will wear “Opting Out” on his Players Weekend jersey.
30

46

79

51.1

51.3

51.0

.399

.394

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Nick Williams is hitting .288/.353/.494 through his first 190 PA. He is the hope fleeing from Pandora’s Box.