
Prospectus Hit List for June 16
Hit List for June 13
Hit List for June 18
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
| Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ![]() | 42 | 27 | 48.6 | 46.5 | 46.5 | .665 | .683 | 71.5% | 24.1% | 95.6% | 1.2% | 0.3% |
| Derek Norris has the beard, now he just has to apply some hair gel, sculpt it and: bam, permanent catcher's mask. | |||||||||||||
| 2 | ![]() | 37 | 31 | 37.2 | 41.7 | 41.9 | .580 | .600 | 25.2% | 56.5% | 81.7% | -2.6% | 2.5% |
| Hector Santiago is experiencing a 14-game winless streak as a starter, not unlike how most people experience expired yogurt. | |||||||||||||
| 3 | ![]() | 43 | 27 | 41.7 | 40.9 | 40.9 | .588 | .569 | 72.9% | 21.6% | 94.5% | -0.9% | -3.9% |
| Madison Bumgarner hit his fourth career home run, and his third against Colorado. | |||||||||||||
| 4 | ![]() | 41 | 30 | 39.6 | 37.4 | 37.3 | .547 | .567 | 60.0% | 12.8% | 72.8% | 4.4% | -6.1% |
| Juan Francisco is tied for third on the team with home runs, and even Juan Francisco didn't know Juan Francisco played for the Blue Jays. | |||||||||||||
| 5 | ![]() | 36 | 29 | 33.3 | 35.1 | 34.2 | .533 | .553 | 67.2% | 10.3% | 77.5% | 2.7% | -1.5% |
| The Tigers finally won a series against someone not named the Red Sox for the first time since May 12-14. This is a first place team. | |||||||||||||
| 6 | ![]() | 37 | 32 | 37.1 | 40.2 | 40.2 | .560 | .540 | 53.1% | 21.8% | 74.9% | 4.8% | 10.7% |
| Randy Choate entered Saturday's game with the bases loaded, threw one pitch to get out of it, and was credited with the win, because sometimes that stat administers justice. | |||||||||||||
| 7 | ![]() | 35 | 34 | 37.8 | 34.9 | 35.0 | .517 | .537 | 2.5% | 19.9% | 22.4% | 3.9% | -12.1% |
| John Buck played his first game at first base, just to see if any of us were paying attention. | |||||||||||||
| 8 | ![]() | 35 | 33 | 38.3 | 37.8 | 37.8 | .548 | .528 | 55.5% | 13.1% | 68.6% | -4.3% | -4.2% |
| Third baseman Ryan Zimmerman is seeing time in left field and just got his first start at first base. This makes him versatile, right? | |||||||||||||
| 9 | ![]() | 41 | 29 | 37.0 | 36.6 | 36.1 | .538 | .518 | 35.3% | 29.2% | 64.5% | -7.1% | -4.2% |
| Marco Estrada Homer Watch! He gave up three more, putting him at 23, eight shy of the first-half record. | |||||||||||||
| 10 | ![]() | 35 | 33 | 33.5 | 33.4 | 33.4 | .497 | .517 | 10.7% | 12.5% | 23.2% | -3.5% | 3.6% |
| Nelson Cruz hasn't hit a home run in 13 games and still has the major-league lead. | |||||||||||||
| 11 | ![]() | 36 | 32 | 34.9 | 31.2 | 31.7 | .492 | .512 | 14.0% | 12.7% | 26.6% | 3.3% | 16.4% |
| The standard instructions for a KC barbecue joint says to "slow roast the ribs for the length of one Royals winning streak." The streak is at seven, and now the restaurants have lost thousands of dollars. | |||||||||||||
| 12 | ![]() | 35 | 35 | 33.6 | 34.0 | 34.1 | .488 | .508 | 11.9% | 12.2% | 24.1% | 2.3% | -4.4% |
| They won a series against the Red Sox, then looked at their own socks and became downright confused. | |||||||||||||
| 13 | ![]() | 37 | 34 | 38.1 | 37.7 | 36.7 | .526 | .506 | 25.8% | 52.1% | 77.9% | -3.2% | -2.0% |
| He finally did it. Yasiel Puig bat flipped on a walk, nearly taking out the catcher. MLB's Statcast showed his bat had a 1.2 percent flip route efficiency. | |||||||||||||
| 14 | ![]() | 32 | 35 | 31.6 | 32.0 | 32.1 | .477 | .497 | 5.1% | 5.7% | 10.9% | -2.3% | 1.4% |
| Kyle Gibson has five starts without allowing a run this year, most in a whole season since 2011. Twins fans are currently looking up "starting pitcher" on Wikipedia. | |||||||||||||
| 15 | ![]() | 34 | 35 | 36.7 | 37.4 | 35.5 | .514 | .494 | 1.2% | 10.1% | 11.2% | 2.1% | 2.3% |
| Two of their starters (Juan Nicasio, Jorge De La Rosa) went three innings or fewer and they still swept the team with the best record. | |||||||||||||
| 16 | ![]() | 36 | 32 | 34.0 | 34.3 | 35.6 | .514 | .494 | 36.7% | 18.6% | 55.3% | 4.5% | 2.9% |
| Maybe the Braves should get Cobb County to fork over enough money to build a new Upton brother. | |||||||||||||
| 17 | ![]() | 35 | 33 | 31.1 | 30.8 | 31.8 | .473 | .493 | 22.4% | 15.1% | 37.4% | -3.6% | 11.0% |
| Derek Jeter received a retirement gift from the A's--his first gift from them since Jeremy Giambi didn't slide into home. | |||||||||||||
| 18 | ![]() | 31 | 38 | 32.6 | 33.0 | 32.7 | .468 | .488 | 5.9% | 6.8% | 12.7% | -2.5% | -5.1% |
| Not to lean on old tricks, but maybe it wouldn't hurt to try hiring then firing Bobby Valentine. | |||||||||||||
| 19 | ![]() | 34 | 35 | 33.3 | 35.3 | 36.0 | .502 | .482 | 6.1% | 12.6% | 18.8% | -2.8% | 5.6% |
| Pedro Alvarez committed his 100th career error. He'd have kept the ball, but ... y'know, he threw it away. | |||||||||||||
| 20 | ![]() | 32 | 39 | 31.3 | 33.3 | 34.6 | .462 | .482 | 0.0% | 1.2% | 1.2% | -0.8% | 0.2% |
| The Astros still have a better record than the Red Sox. This remains the joke for as long as it's true. | |||||||||||||
| 21 | ![]() | 35 | 33 | 35.7 | 33.1 | 32.4 | .501 | .481 | 4.6% | 4.4% | 9.1% | 2.1% | -3.4% |
| LeBron couldn't get it done, so once again it's up to Casey McGehee to bring a championship to Miami. | |||||||||||||
| 22 | ![]() | 33 | 37 | 31.8 | 32.0 | 31.8 | .459 | .479 | 1.8% | 3.1% | 4.9% | -1.7% | -3.2% |
| Andre Rienzo went six innings, allowed six hits, six runs and I am terrified to read the rest of it. | |||||||||||||
| 23 | ![]() | 33 | 35 | 32.9 | 33.2 | 33.4 | .487 | .467 | 5.3% | 11.4% | 16.6% | 3.8% | 2.7% |
| No, Billy Hamilton, every time you hit a home run you can't exchange it for four stolen ba— actually, MLB, can you? | |||||||||||||
| 24 | ![]() | 27 | 43 | 29.4 | 33.6 | 33.5 | .441 | .461 | 1.1% | 1.1% | 2.1% | 0.5% | -0.6% |
| Chris Archer's Saturday line: three innings, eight baserunners, five unearned runs. No jury in the world would convict him of mailing boxes of snakes to his teammates. | |||||||||||||
| 25 | ![]() | 34 | 35 | 30.3 | 27.9 | 28.5 | .438 | .457 | 0.8% | 6.1% | 6.9% | -1.2% | -2.5% |
| Clever move by the Rangers to employ an out-of-work dummy from TV's "Mythbusters" at first base to shore up injury costs. | |||||||||||||
| 26 | ![]() | 28 | 39 | 31.9 | 33.4 | 33.1 | .472 | .452 | 0.2% | 1.0% | 1.2% | 0.4% | -1.1% |
| Anthony Rizzo has the team lead in both walks and RBIs. That was the sound of Joey Votto's head exploding. | |||||||||||||
| 27 | ![]() | 31 | 38 | 33.8 | 31.2 | 31.0 | .460 | .441 | 1.9% | 1.3% | 3.2% | 0.6% | -1.8% |
| Daisuke Matsuzaka had to leave the game with an upset stomach. Is Bartolo Colon the only one on the team who knows how to eat healthy? | |||||||||||||
| 28 | ![]() | 30 | 42 | 30.4 | 31.8 | 31.8 | .431 | .411 | 0.1% | 1.3% | 1.3% | 0.4% | -2.1% |
| The Diamondbacks were forced to put Ender Inciarte on the disabled list with a sore ender inciarte. | |||||||||||||
| 29 | ![]() | 29 | 38 | 29.0 | 28.5 | 28.8 | .430 | .411 | 1.3% | 1.0% | 2.3% | -0.4% | 0.3% |
| Jimmy Rollins is the Phillies' all-time hit leader, but you probably can't name one off the top of your head. | |||||||||||||
| 30 | ![]() | 29 | 40 | 27.3 | 25.5 | 25.5 | .389 | .370 | 0.1% | 0.5% | 0.6% | -0.1% | -1.8% |
| This month the team is hitting .157 and has fewer home runs than Andrew McCutchen. | |||||||||||||































Meditations on throwing errors, winning streaks, home run leaders, LeBron James, and Ender Inciarte.