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Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
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1 | 30 | 25 | 34.2 | 37.5 | 37.0 | .603 | .622 | 80.6% | 6.7% | 87.3% | -1.3% | -3.9% | |
Rick Porcello learned the hard way what happens when you don't tip your offense. | |||||||||||||
2 | 35 | 21 | 34.5 | 34.0 | 33.7 | .581 | .601 | 73.0% | 15.7% | 88.7% | 0.9% | -0.9% | |
Yu Darvish would make a poor superhero. He'd show up and strike out the villain, but that wouldn't stop him from stealing rare gems. | |||||||||||||
3 | 35 | 23 | 35.2 | 35.6 | 34.9 | .570 | .589 | 43.7% | 28.9% | 72.7% | 3.3% | 5.8% | |
Clay Buchholz threw a five-inning complete game shutout, the two-dollar bill of sports accomplishments. | |||||||||||||
4 | 35 | 22 | 36.0 | 35.7 | 34.7 | .589 | .569 | 33.6% | 54.7% | 88.3% | -2.2% | 3.9% | |
Shin-Soo Choo has been hit so many times this season, all the cool prizes from the carnival shelf have been taken. | |||||||||||||
5 | 37 | 19 | 37.3 | 34.3 | 33.5 | .587 | .568 | 53.6% | 39.2% | 92.8% | -0.4% | 9.0% | |
Yadier Molina was ejected for spiking his helmet into the ground, but nobody was injured, so the helmet worked. | |||||||||||||
6 | 31 | 25 | 31.0 | 32.1 | 32.7 | .546 | .566 | 19.8% | 27.7% | 47.5% | 4.0% | 15.2% | |
James Loney is hitting .371 on the road and .274 at home. I wonder if it has anything to do with his fear of catwalks? | |||||||||||||
7 | 34 | 24 | 32.4 | 33.3 | 32.4 | .543 | .563 | 24.0% | 37.2% | 61.2% | 3.6% | 22.8% | |
They have an MLB-worst .085 average when using a pinch-hitter. Might as well just bunt. | |||||||||||||
8 | 31 | 25 | 28.6 | 26.3 | 26.7 | .533 | .553 | 28.3% | 29.1% | 57.4% | -6.0% | -22.6% | |
Sounds like the rain had enough Yankees-Red Sox games on national television. | |||||||||||||
9 | 25 | 32 | 27.0 | 28.4 | 27.2 | .517 | .537 | 2.8% | 12.7% | 15.5% | -1.6% | -11.6% | |
Don't worry, nobody saw those three home losses to the Astros. One of the perks of living on the West Coast. | |||||||||||||
10 | 30 | 26 | 29.8 | 29.7 | 30.2 | .515 | .535 | 16.0% | 18.3% | 34.4% | -5.6% | -5.5% | |
If Terry Francona wanted to be ejected in a game this weekend, why pick a beautiful Sunday afternoon over that wacky Friday midnight soiree? | |||||||||||||
11 | 34 | 22 | 34.0 | 33.1 | 31.7 | .551 | .531 | 80.8% | 5.9% | 86.6% | 6.1% | 5.2% | |
B.J. Upton isn't going to the minor leagues, but if he did they should spell his name b.j. upton. | |||||||||||||
12 | 32 | 24 | 31.2 | 32.0 | 32.1 | .546 | .526 | 52.9% | 10.8% | 63.7% | 3.1% | 11.8% | |
Patrick Corbin is 9-0, so they should consider calling him up from Triple ... what's that you say? | |||||||||||||
13 | 32 | 25 | 30.3 | 30.7 | 30.8 | .506 | .526 | 7.9% | 17.5% | 25.4% | 3.8% | 10.3% | |
Chris Davis has 20 home runs, two GIDPs and zero stolen base attempts. The only person with that type of ratio in a season was Jim Thome in 2006. | |||||||||||||
14 | 35 | 22 | 31.2 | 30.7 | 31.0 | .532 | .512 | 12.8% | 48.4% | 61.2% | 2.9% | 8.4% | |
Just like they drew it up, their starter went one inning, allowed four runs, then the bullpen locked it down for the next 10 innings. Blueprint to success. | |||||||||||||
15 | 30 | 27 | 31.7 | 33.5 | 32.6 | .510 | .490 | 12.5% | 7.0% | 19.6% | 3.3% | -0.4% | |
Against the Dodgers, Dexter Fowler went 7-for-14 with two home runs, two walks and a walkoff single. That's it? | |||||||||||||
16 | 30 | 27 | 27.0 | 28.6 | 30.0 | .508 | .488 | 21.7% | 8.5% | 30.1% | 2.3% | -14.3% | |
Chad Gaudin played for three teams over three seasons without starting a game, and yet here he is, just twirlin' wins on the road for the defending champion. | |||||||||||||
17 | 23 | 32 | 22.8 | 25.2 | 25.4 | .506 | .486 | 10.7% | 5.3% | 16.0% | -4.3% | -5.4% | |
Boy, is Yasiel Puig going to be surprised when he shows up in the Dodgers' clubhouse and he's the only non-injured player. Kind of like After Earth meets Field of Dreams. | |||||||||||||
18 | 24 | 33 | 24.5 | 23.9 | 25.2 | .464 | .484 | 0.3% | 1.0% | 1.4% | -0.3% | -0.9% | |
I'll give Ramon Ortiz a 7.5 out of 10 on the Lazarus impersonation, mostly for style points and determination. | |||||||||||||
19 | 24 | 33 | 23.4 | 26.2 | 26.9 | .456 | .476 | 0.2% | 0.8% | 1.0% | -0.8% | -1.2% | |
Jeremy Bonderman's back! So much has changed since his last start three years ago. So many advances in technology and new flavors of potato chips. The future is today. | |||||||||||||
20 | 23 | 31 | 26.0 | 22.1 | 22.5 | .453 | .473 | 1.0% | 1.1% | 2.1% | -0.6% | -1.7% | |
Imagine what could happen if hitting coach George Brett was able to coach up one of those Cubs starting pitchers. | |||||||||||||
21 | 28 | 29 | 25.4 | 24.8 | 25.2 | .491 | .471 | 15.3% | 11.8% | 27.1% | -8.4% | -16.9% | |
Losing 10 of 15 games is no way to go through life. Although technically it is. | |||||||||||||
22 | 24 | 30 | 22.9 | 22.7 | 21.8 | .449 | .468 | 1.9% | 2.3% | 4.2% | 0.3% | -6.9% | |
Casper Wells is having a hard time remembering if on any given day he's facing his former team. | |||||||||||||
23 | 23 | 32 | 27.4 | 28.6 | 28.8 | .486 | .466 | 0.0% | 2.1% | 2.1% | -0.2% | 0.2% | |
Kevin Gregg has three G's in his name, which is one more G than the Cubs had saves last month. | |||||||||||||
24 | 25 | 29 | 25.4 | 24.0 | 25.1 | .435 | .455 | 0.6% | 0.8% | 1.4% | 0.3% | 1.2% | |
Your password should always be something nobody guesses, but I had to change it from "Ryan Doumit walkoff triple." | |||||||||||||
25 | 26 | 30 | 25.0 | 24.5 | 24.5 | .459 | .439 | 2.2% | 1.1% | 3.3% | -1.6% | 0.0% | |
Edinson Volquez hit a home run on a baseball game that began at 10 p.m. Eastern on a Sunday and I can tell on your face that you don't believe me. | |||||||||||||
26 | 21 | 34 | 22.7 | 23.4 | 24.7 | .451 | .432 | 0.0% | 0.7% | 0.7% | -0.2% | -0.8% | |
Their first basemen are hitting a combined .516 OPS on the year. This is not all Yuniesky Betancourt's fault, but he's an accessory. | |||||||||||||
27 | 27 | 30 | 23.0 | 23.6 | 23.5 | .451 | .431 | 3.2% | 3.2% | 6.4% | 0.5% | -1.1% | |
Business idea: a cheesesteak delivery service where Domonic Brown just homers them to people's houses. | |||||||||||||
28 | 22 | 32 | 21.9 | 21.8 | 21.2 | .442 | .423 | 0.7% | 1.4% | 2.1% | -0.7% | 0.4% | |
I tried to look up if any other team had ever swept the Yankees then been swept by the Marlins and my computer started crying. | |||||||||||||
29 | 20 | 37 | 19.8 | 17.7 | 19.8 | .362 | .380 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | |
Five straight wins means no jokes for at least five days. Okay, none for today. | |||||||||||||
30 | 16 | 41 | 19.7 | 16.8 | 16.4 | .352 | .334 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | |
Designating the winning pitcher for assignment after sweeping the Mets is about as Marlins as it gets. |
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