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Forgot About Dre Lyrics Replaced By Baseball Names

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With our dear Editor-in-Chief leaving Baseball Prospectus for his next chapter, we wanted to highlight some of our favorite chapters of his career here. There's an incredible number of timeless Sam Miller articles to choose from, but we whittled it down enough to not break the internet. This article originally ran on December 24, 2013.

Since people seem to like it when "Forgot About Dre" lyrics are replaced by baseball players' names, there's now this:

Y'all know me, still the same KOJI

but I been LUEKE

Hated YAN by most these ------ with BOCHYs, no deals, CANO Gs

No wheels, AOKIs, no boats, no snowmobiles, and NORIs

Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries

Got a CHRIS WITHROW studio and it's all full of tracks

To add to the wall full of plaques

Hanging up in the office in back of my house like trophies

Did y'all think I'ma YUNIESKY? -- please

You better BOWDEN on both knees

Who you think taught you to SMOAK trees

Who you think brought you the SMOLTZIES

Eazy-E's, Ice Cubes, and D.ORTIZ

The Snoop D-O-double-G's

And the group that said --------- NAPOLIs

Gave you a tape full of STROP beats

To bump when you stroll through in your hood

And when your album sales wasn't doing too good

YU’s the Doctor they told you TSUYOSHI

Y'all better listen CARLOS LEE

All you ------ that said that I turned pop

Or The Firm flopped

Y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been getting no sleep

So ---- QUALLS, all of y'all

If y'all don't like me, THOME

Y'all are gonna keep ------- around ‘WITZKI and turn me back to the old me

Now O’DAYs everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say

But nothin' comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch'a gibberish

And ------------- act like they forgot a BELTRE

Note: Please consider each replacement in isolation; this is an amalgamation of "Forgot About Dre" lyrics replaced by baseball rhymes, not cohesive rethinking of the song's lyrics.

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