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Ok, I'll get things started:
HOW could you possibly rank (guy) ahead of (other guy)! Don't you know anything? (Guy) can't (thing), especially against (handedness)!
And what about (third guy)? Why is he so high? He can't (blank) his way out of a paper bag! (Actually, if he's "blank"-ing in a paper bag, I don't want to hear about it...)
Then you've totally missed on (4th guy) and (5th guy). They didn't even make your (insulting adjective) list, and, don'cha know, they're cornerstones of my fantasy team, even though I'm currently in (large number)-th...
This is fun. Kind of like a demented baseball-and-internet-anger-oriented MadLibs. (Sam! Write this book and get it published!)