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June 20, 2014 Pebble HuntingClayton Kershaw and the Fan In Black
If you’re doing power rankings of the people who had the coolest night on Wednesday, you’d go something like
That’s more or less what baseball looked like from the front row seat directly behind home plate. But, and here’s where the dramatic tension of this story comes in: People who buy baseball tickets don’t always go to the game. And the ones who do don’t always watch all that many pitches.
I first noticed the guy who was sitting directly behind home plate when I was looking for a specific pitch thrown to Kyle Parker in the third inning and noticed, instead, the dude in a black jacket staring down at the phone.
I watched him the next pitch, and he was staring at his phone again. And the next, phone again. I'm getting progressively madder. This guy had the best seat in the stadium for what was quite possibly the greatest pitching performance ever. Did he actually see any of it?
As it turns out, he did. And as it turns out, his experience Wednesday night can probably tell us quite a bit about how to experience a no-hitter. I swear to you I will keep this brief.
First inning.
That said: This dude has the best seat in Dodger Stadium and he missed 11 percent of the greatest pitching performance Dodger Stadium has ever seen. That’s at least a partial LOL.
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Second inning.
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Third inning.
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Fourth Inning.
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Fifth Inning.
which they do for three pitches. They miss the other two pitches looking at their phone. Then the ladies leave, and they are replaced by a sneaky boy who himself waves at the camera,
and otherwise looks around with the shifty paranoia of a kid who knows he’s about to get yanked off-stage. The Man in Black returns, kicks the kid out, and watches one of the three remaining pitches in the inning. Fifty-five percent of the game is complete, and he has seen one of Kershaw’s seven strikeouts.
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Sixth Inning. but the Man in Black watches almost every pitch despite the distractions.
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Seventh Inning.
As the seventh inning concludes with a strikeout, the Man in Black does something he hasn’t done all game: He stands up—shoots up, really—and applauds. A fan standing and applauding doesn’t normally stand out, but when you realize how much of a game is spent sitting, staring, sometimes applauding politely, often looking away, gradually falling into disrepair, the sudden burst of action is startling. The final out of the seventh inning is when this no-hitter is really, really real.
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Eighth Inning.
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Ninth Inning.
Of the 60 or so people in that frame, two failed to see the first pitch to the final batter: The man sitting in the front row center, and the guy in the hat standing three rows behind him and looking off toward the right field line. For the final pitch, with two strikes on the batter, all 60 are watching. It takes a two-strike count to the final batter in a no-hit masterpiece to do it, but we finally achieved 100 percent engagement in a baseball game.
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On the one hand, you could say that it’s a shame to have seen only 56 pitches of this masterpiece*. But Man in Black had a pretty rich experience, overall. He got to talk to a girl. He got to hang out with a friend. He did a little business. He ate. He got to unwittingly share his seat with a couple different strangers who will never forget that they got to sneak down and wave to their friends in the middle of The Kershaw Game. (When Man in Black watches this game on ESPN Classic some years from now, he will be amused to learn that his seat was used for such undignified purposes.)
He missed the first inning, sure, but we don’t know why he was late. Maybe shopping for a thank you card for his kid’s preschool teacher, or helping his boss out of a jam, or tailgating under a cotton candy sky.
And then, long before it was too late, he got to switch over and immerse himself in this pitching performance. He got to see Kershaw’s curveball take a starring role late. He got to let his body and brain transition from hope to optimism to expectation to celebration. This is probably the best way to experience a no-hitter, following a sort of color-coded alert system that calls for different levels of awareness and only gradual behavioral changes. You don’t want to be distracted by life when a no-hitter is being thrown, but you also don’t want to be distracted by every non-no-hitter when a life is being lived.
I started out watching this guy check his phone and thinking, what a waste. But now that I’ve watched him watch Kershaw, I think he did it just right. Nice job, guy. *Kershaw actually threw 107 pitches. The Man In Black's attention couldn't be determined on one of them, though. Thanks to Nick Bacarella for his help on this.
Sam Miller is an author of Baseball Prospectus. Follow @SamMillerBB
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I love this. Such #sparkle