August 20, 2001

The Week in Quotes

August 13-19

by Derek Zumsteg

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YES, SARGE

"Early in his career, Sammy [Sosa] was very similar. He wanted to hit the ball out of the ballpark, but he wouldn't get a good pitch. That's just a matter of not waiting long enough. But he was aggressive. That was his mind-set. If you look at Sammy now, he's a much more patient hitter. He has lots of walks. He's hitting .300. But Sammy wasn't always that way. So I know it takes time."
--Tony Muser, Royals manager, on outfielder Mark Quinn

"I'm not counting that. That's not a combat walk; that's a free pass. He has to catch the hand grenade and throw it back."
--Muser, when Quinn drew an intentional walk for his seventh of the season

"He has a job here next year if he chooses to be here. He's really done a great job for us. One of the amazing things about him is he just a year out of surgery. We're piling a lot of innings on him, but they've been very successful innings."
--Muser, on the workload of pitcher Paul Byrd

"That was a great play. We had finally got some momentum, and he took it away with that catch. That's a perfect example of how defense wins games."
--Muser, on a diving catch by Tigers outfielder Bobby Higginson

"Well, yes, Tony's going to be the manager next year. He's a good man, and he's becoming a better manager all the time. With experience, all of us get better."
--David Glass, Royals owner, on rumors Muser would be fired at season's end

"It's the little things like that--taking the extra base, not making the foolish mistakes. It's learning how to win. And I think that's an area where Tony has grown and improved. And an area where he's teaching our young players how to win. It's a number of little things that make the difference, not the big dramatic three-run home run or whatever."
--Glass

OAKLAND

"I feel like I've died and gone to heaven, especially after being a dumbass and signing with the Dodgers last year, which was the dumbest mistake I ever made in my life."
--F.P. Santangelo, Athletics infielder

"I'm just trying to put the team on my back and carry them to the postseason. It's just like last year in that respect, but this year, the supporting cast is a lot better."
--Jason Giambi, Athletics infielder

"We've got a great staff that's really close to each other, but there's some competition there, too. You don't want to let the other guys down, so when Huddy or Barry or Cory throws a great game, that motivates you."
--Mark Mulder, Athletics pitcher

"We won, so I'm stoked. Sure, I get bummed to come out, like anyone else. But Art's been around the game a lot longer than I have. Anytime I pitch and the team wins, I'm pumped."
--Erik Hiljus, Athletics pitcher, on being taken out of a game after five innings

"I bet the whole bank that he would throw me that breaking ball there. If he would have bounced it in the dirt, I probably would have swung at it."
--Giambi, on his home run off of pitcher Mike Stanton to complete a sweep of the Yankees

OUTSIDE OAKLAND

"Let's talk about power. We probably have a player on this team right now that nobody will forecast this, but he will probably hit 30 to 35 home runs a year four years from now. I'm not going to tell you his name. I know he's going to do this because, think about this, [Luis] Gonzalez had no power. [Rafael] Palmeiro had no power when he was with Chicago. Power is a mysterious thing."
--Syd Thrift, Orioles vice president of baseball operations

"I believe if you had really good pitching and 13 Placido Polancos, you'd win 100 games. He plays at the same level every day and he plays the total game."
--Tony LaRussa, Cardinals manager

"Come on, man, how are you going to let a guy like that walk out the door? Tino doesn't get as much notoriety as Bernie [Williams] or Derek [Jeter], but we wouldn't be where we are today without him. You talk about an MVP for the season, it's Tino, no question."
--Paul O'Neill, Yankees outfielder, on Tino Martinez's potential free agency

"Sometimes people look at baseball players and it's like Janet Jackson's old song, 'What Have You Done for Me Lately?' Kenny Lofton is still one of the premier players in the game. Everyone says he's lost a step. He hasn't lost anything. He struggled early and now he's going to get going. We need him."
--Ellis Burks, Indians outfielder

REFUGEES

"He wanted me to pitch his game, the one he pitched 50 years ago."
--Cory Lidle, Athletics pitcher, on struggling under Tampa Bay pitching coach Bill Fischer

"[Fischer] wanted me to throw sliders. I don't throw a slider. I gave up a home run on a pitch inside, and he says I can't pitch inside. We had it out a few times."
--Lidle

"Every single person in that organization, from top to bottom, was on a different page."
--Lidle, on the Devil Rays disorganization

FIGHT! FIGHT!

"When you've only got two or three guys fighting behind you, it kind of irks you the wrong way."
--Jeff Weaver, Tigers pitcher, on the brawl started when Mike Sweeney charged him

"Some people need to check themselves, especially after what just happened. Maybe I'm the problem. I really don't know what to do. I thought I tried to help my teammates each time I went out there. Obviously, some people do not agree."
--Weaver

"They fined Weaver, for God's sake--what [****] is that? I want to know what they fined him for. For being in the way of the helmet? For not running out to center field when he didn't know someone was running after him?"
--Phil Garner, Tigers manager

"I think it was weak on Fick's part to try to cheap-shot me. But do I have ill feelings toward those guys? Nah."
--Mike Sweeney, Royals infielder, on Tigers catcher Robert Fick's cheap shot

HUMOR IN UNIFORM

"Right now we stink. Hopefully in a couple of hours we can unstink."
--Tom Kelly, Twins manager, after a loss

"Rivalry? They've got seven All-Stars, I don't have one."
--Kelly, on Indians-Twins comparisons

"Not really. I was praying for Pamela Anderson."
--Bob Brenly, Diamondbacks manager, on whether trading for Albie Lopez answered his prayers

CORKING

"We had a professional cabinet maker/woodworker in the clubhouse on our staff in San Francisco. I'm sure he wasn't there to hang jocks."
--Bob Brenly, Diamondbacks manager, on who corked the bats for the Giants

"I've played with some of the best and most notorious bat corkers of all time--guys who turned it into an art form. They literally should have hung some of those bats in a museum. There is no way in the world you could tell they were corked without an X-ray."
--Brenly

"Let's put it this way. One of the keys to corking a bat is you have to drill a hole down the middle of the bat into the hitting area. Then you pack it with pieces of chopped cork as tightly as you can pack it. The key is the plug you put back in the end of the bat."
--Brenly

"I played with a player who saved the last inch and a half of dozens and dozens of broken bats. When he was ready to plug that hole, he would take all the little caps and match them up so the grain lined up exactly perfect with the plug he put back in. That's a master craftsman."
--Brenly

"They usually don't check the bats of .247 lifetime hitters."
--Brenly, asked if his bat was ever questioned

"Every team had two or three guys using corked bats. We had an expert at doing it, and he wasn't a player. The guys who did it kept it a secret, and there was no way you could tell unless the bat shattered."
--Mike Krukow, Brenly's teammate on the Giants

THE REST

"I have no idea who the Canadian prime minister is. I know George Bush is the president of the U.S. After that, I don't know who the vice president is or any of that stuff. No idea."
--Larry Walker, Rockies outfielder, on Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien

"In the case of egomaniacal men who want to own sports teams, there's probably no shortage of fools."
--Rick Burton, University of Oregon sports marketing pundit guy, on bidding for the Red Sox

"He's amazing. When we first came up, he was more of a speed, line-drive guy. Then, I never thought about how many he could hit. Now he's stronger, and he's getting better with age. I think he can hit 700."
--Andres Galarraga, Giants infielder, on Barry Bonds

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